both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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