What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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