i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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