Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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