The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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