38 yer olds are good kisserssss
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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