yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
