i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there's paper in my vomit.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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