Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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