Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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