The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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