Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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