I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Can Purell be used as lube?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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