im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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