He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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