Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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