You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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