Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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