We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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