oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever