i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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