Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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