i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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