Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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