I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
