Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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