At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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