i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
As shirtless as possible
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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