Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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