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The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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