What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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