Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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