....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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