TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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