Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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