if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
