you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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