That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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