we have officially lost it.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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