So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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