Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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