then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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