Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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