im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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