no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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