So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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