You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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