billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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