He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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