remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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