You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
