yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
