I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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