dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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