Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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