You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm super disappointed in my clit.