hotties wanna shake it
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right