...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision